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A Chance to Share HIS Bieber. Yippy ki Ho ki Heyyyyy…eyy!
Law enforcement tells us … Bieber was busted in Miami Beach and it didn’t end with DUI … he was also busted for resisting arrest without violence, drag racing and driving on an expired license. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … they believe Justin was under the influence of both drugs and alcohol. We’re told … Justin blew a .04. That would not automatically make him a drunk driver — IF he were 21 or older. But Justin is 19, and Florida has a zero tolerance for underage drinkers who drive. A BAC higher than .02 is ground for an automatic license suspension. In fact, officials held a news conference and said, “[Justin] made statements he had consumed some alcohol, been smoking marijuana and consumed some prescription medication.”alcohol, been smoking marijuana and consumed some prescription medication.” Continue reading
This has to be fake, right? Right? But what if it’s not? What if soon there will be a generation of crazy wealthy Russian babies scampering around whose oil-rich oligarch/media tycoon/[insert over-simplified stereotype of ways 21st Century Russians get rich here] parents have spent as much money on poop receptacles as an editor at an indie publication pays for the majority of her shoes. On the other hand, this could be a real boon for Justin Bieber: we know he’s already a fan of 
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