Actress Tilda Swinton Speaks with Bill O’Reilly…you know, HIM.

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This ones labeled The Impossible Interview

Tilda Swinton Speaks with Bill O’Reilly.

O’REILLY: So what wackadoodle picture are you in next?

SWINTON: The Zero Theorem, directed by Terry Gilliam.

O’REILLY: See, this is my problem with you, Swinton: You can act. You’ve got the chops. So why the hell don’t you do a picture that people wouldlike to see, like The Bells of St. Mary’s with Bing Crosby as the priest? It’s perfect timing for a remake with you in the Ingrid Bergman nun part!

SWINTON: Why not me in the priest part?

O’REILLY: Har-dee-har-har, Swinton! I just don’t get it, I don’t. You’re a pretty lady. You’ve got the gams. Why the hell would you wear that—whatever that bizarre thing is you’re wearing? It doesn’t even have sleeves!

SWINTON: This is a one-off piece by my friend Setsuo Aarb, a Japanese-Dutch designer based in Eindhoven. It is a semi-translucent tube sheath with an unconstructed neck hole. Setsuo wanted it to suggest a daikon radish without appropriating the literal form of a daikon radish. It’s quite comfortable—for a man too. You could wear one, Bill.

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Illustration by  André Carrilho.

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One response to “Actress Tilda Swinton Speaks with Bill O’Reilly…you know, HIM.

  1. I’m surprised Bill let her talk. Usually when one “speaks” to O’Reilly, they listen to him do the talking and pontificating.

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