Man Says, Claims to Beand he’s accompanied by . Even better, they’re both “Australians” and ‘New Jesus’ already has a Website. Miraculous!
Courier Mail reports.Suzanne Luck Claim To Be Jesus And Mary Magdalene. Miller, 47, and Luck, 32, have drawn in between 30 and 40 disciples since moving to the Wilkesdale region of in 2007, the
So the New Jesus is Austrailian heh. Must be because ALL that trouble in the He had to head South. Too Bad “Australian Jesus” resembles ‘ ‘ or He might have been a little more convincing, to at least some of those bone heads out there. But. I don’t think even with ALL the , “New Jesus” is gonna Get Over.
Maybe they need to Promote ‘New Jesus’ through a better Agency and a Better ‘Catch Phrase’. This gimmick ain’t workin’ for me.
How about a “Gay Jesus” with a Black Lover Who Re-incarnates, Converts, Saves and can Dance really, really good? Ummmmm.
Or, better yet. Let’s just finally Reveal ‘New Jesus” as being A BLACK MAN then maybe and finally Everyone will BELIEVE and Begin WORSHIPING Jesus without trepidation. How about that?
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